Galactic Gordon’s Misson (B)Log
A brief update on the current mission – not for the great thinking ones.No.2 is being slightly smug about all my new Twitter followers.
If only she wasn't so damn attractive (and right all the time). Welcome all.
Galactic espionage takes it out of me
New No.2 is awesome though, she's already acquired an arch enemies database. The Galactic Army recruitment drive begins.
Camel Toe
One of the applicants raised the question so, does Cobra Commander’s No.2 have a camel toe? http://twitpic.com/9rv8
Recruitment day
Wasn’t marred by the funeral & was incredibly well attended. I was surprised by the number of female applicants hmm dilemma. One female applicant introduced me to the term ‘Camel Toe’ she was making reference to arch enemy @cobracommander on Twitter. His No.2 is a female. Lots going on in my mind.
No.2’s funeral
Same as all funerals, messy. Never understand shooting them out into space like that, you never know what’s coming.
No.2 and the gathered minions could certainly not of known about that shooting star! Still at least he shined brightly once.
No.2 and the gathered minions could certainly not of known about that shooting star! Still at least he shined brightly once.
Hello world!
This planet is confusing, there’s a lot to learn like who posted this entry in my Mission Log, ‘Hello world!’, I didn’t post this shit, I would clearly have said ‘Hello Universe!’ I’ve asked No.2 to investigate and kill whoever posted it (before me No.2 the original person – not me – don’t make me kill you first!)
