Galactic Gordon's Misson (B)Log http://galacticgordon.wordpress.com A brief update on the current mission - not for the great thinking ones. Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:33:39 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/a95aeb1f9c7398addd2f8e19b5ee25bc?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Galactic Gordon's Misson (B)Log http://galacticgordon.wordpress.com Cleese takes out contract on Brand and Ross http://galacticgordon.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/cleese-takes-out-contract-on-brand-and-ross/ http://galacticgordon.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/cleese-takes-out-contract-on-brand-and-ross/#comments Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:01:45 +0000 Galactic Gordon http://galacticgordon.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/cleese-takes-out-contract-on-brand-and-ross/ ]]>

Rumour has it that normally mild mannered John Cleese who starred as the infamous Basil Fawlty alongside fellow actor Andrew Sachs in Fawlty Towers has commissioned a rather handsome if not somewhat ruthless Galactic Overlord to ‘teach those two Whipper Snappers some manners’.

I obviously can’t confirm or deny that I was more than happy to take on the task and of course can’t also confirm how the two will be punished. It’s widely reported that sources close to the brilliantly intelligent and daring Overlord said “Cleese is a charming English Gentleman who has commissioned the right man to get the job done. They won’t know what’s hit them and revenge for Mr. Sachs will be sweet” Said No.2. ‘Gordon has long been a fan of Cleese and Sach and would do anything for a member of the Monty Python team’.

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Just goes to show you…

World domination begins…slowly!

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The Ootrons made a second visit earth 100 years after their 1st & were pleased with the evolution they saw. Low expectations those Ootrons!

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Now you know where the inspiration came from!

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Back from Federation Conference. Normal stuff, new space station guidelines lots of invasion stats & some new targets on kills per planet. Don't know why the great thinking ones don't just change the year on the slides, it's always the same old thing! Oh also got promoted so I'm leaving behind repatriating universe escapees and I'm now heading up invasion.

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No.2 has gone home for the evening.

http://twitter.com/GalacticGordon/statuses/914166989

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No.2 says I've arrived and when she says it, it feels like I have.

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One of the new Vultures recruited today from Twitter pointed out this travesty. The brilliant, voluptuous red haired raven, No.2 is pulling together a case against Electronic Arts for Galactic misrepresentation and for unlicensed use of the word in the ‘Galactic’ edition of the game. Kronlax and Simplico may have escaped by EA won’t, I’m putting our best lawyers and the top Vultures on this one – The Emperor and the great thinking ones want results – the pressure’s on!

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Mainly because they never found them! No.2 investigating the accuracy of the new source (and our training company)!

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