Rumour has it that normally mild mannered John Cleese who starred as the infamous Basil Fawlty alongside fellow actor Andrew Sachs in Fawlty Towers has commissioned a rather handsome if not somewhat ruthless Galactic Overlord to ‘teach those two Whipper Snappers some manners’.

I obviously can’t confirm or deny that I was more than happy to take on the task and of course can’t also confirm how the two will be punished. It’s widely reported that sources close to the brilliantly intelligent and daring Overlord said “Cleese is a charming English Gentleman who has commissioned the right man to get the job done. They won’t know what’s hit them and revenge for Mr. Sachs will be sweet” Said No.2. ‘Gordon has long been a fan of Cleese and Sach and would do anything for a member of the Monty Python team’.